Selected Emails and SMSs from Last Night

• Bitch Slap

• Dude. Its a whole new world. CNN has freaking holograms for gods sake.  Embrace the change.

• Go blog something

• Do you think obama makes it rain when he comes out?

• So how does this work?  Is there a fund I just start giving money to? Or do I just start giving money to random homeless?  I haven't read Marx since I studied failed economic policies.  Help me out here.

• [Partner (not me) to firm associate] I'd suggest you take a voluntary pay cut to avoid any negative tax consequences that will hit the higher income brackets. I'd be happy to speak with the compensation committee on your behalf.